I've finally found a religion that I can call my own -- It all makes so much sense to me now:
In the beginning... He created a mountain, trees, and a midget.I'm a Pastafarian!
After reading some of brother Bob's literature I think you too will be moved.
Bob's letter to the Kansas school board sold me -- give it a read.
Look for the FSM emblem on cars everywhere: this is a religion that is going places!