Thursday, May 03, 2007

The latest Marvel comic-book hero...

"The Commander Guy!" ...

What are the 30 or so percent of the American populace who still look favorably on the CinC think when they hear such phrases uttered by the man occupying the office-formally-known-as "leader of the free world?

Demonstrable incompetence... a command of the language equal to that of most illegal immigrants... an inability to learn from his (or other peoples) mistakes...

"National disaster" doesn't begin to describe this presidency. Having no words of my own to describe it, I'll rely on Christopher Buckley -- son of William F. and probably the funniest right-winger alive, who called Bush's governing philosophy " incontinent conservatism," and asked:

Who knew, in 2000, that "compassionate conservatism" meant bigger government, unrestricted government spending, government intrusion in personal matters, government ineptitude, and cronyism in disaster relief?

Don't forget "a foreign policy based on the neener-neener principle -- we know better than you"...

Mr. President, please don't speak in public anymore... You're just helping the terrorists.

3 comments:

Capt. Fogg said...

I don't know - I sort of like the image of Commander Guy and his squadron of Mental Midgets.

He'd make a better comic hero spoof in Mad Magazine than a president.

Reign of Reason said...

It would be very entertaining -- if it wasn't real-life.

Bush and his "whackers" ... a new Mad Magazine skit..

mrsleep said...

or the leader of Chaos from Maxwell Smart.